So last week was a new experience for me. I was…a responsible adult. What a world, guys. What a world. Let me tell you.
So first, on like Wednesday or Thursday, can’t remember anymore, but on…a day last week, I woke up. In the morning. And it was my day off so that’s kinda a big deal. And instead of going back to sleep to spite my own body clock for not letting me sleep in, I GOT UP. Then I TOOK A SHOWER.
I GOT DRESSED, and I even PUT ON MAKEUP.
Then I WASHED DISHES.
Then I left the house and picked up my check from work. And I took the check TO THE BANK.
Then I went down the road and GOT GROCERIES. And not just any groceries. I bought FRUIT. And LETTUCE.
I’d say vegetables, but I only bought lettuce. I don’t want you to give me more credit than I deserve.
I thought DEEPLY about buying other vegetables! And I bought other food that you have to cook. Because I’m gonna LEARN HOW TO DO THAT! So I don’t spend so much on food when I’m out and about. See! RESPONSIBILITY AND FRUGALITY! Get on my level guys, I am on POINT. Or at least working to get there!
And it doesn’t end there. I went home, and I put the groceries away, Then I DID LAUNDRY, which is not in a balled up wad in the dark corner of my closet like usual because I FOLDED THAT ISH! And I put everything away in their respectable RECEPTACLES! I even folded a fitted sheet.
Then I called my grandparents. Because I am notoriously difficult to get ahold of. And we had a GREAT CONVERSATION.
Then I went to bed at a time that functioning members of society generally go to sleep.
AND THE NEXT DAY,
I woke up in the lovely AM, yet again. I sat down and REVIEWED MY BANK STATEMENTS. And I came to the conclusion that I spend too much money on unnecessary junk.
I signed PAPERWORK. Then I went to school and TURNED IN said paperwork.
Then I met up with a friend, and we DRANK COFFEE and DID ART. Well she drew and I wrote this blog post! That’s kind of a lie. I wrote a different blog post, but it’s not ready yet, so you all get this one.
Then I WENT TO WORK.
I did so much adult-iness, it was unbelievable. Had no clue I had it in me.
Well as it turns out, I don’t have it in me. Next day I fell inexplicably ill. I get this unbearable sore throat for two days and now I’m coughing and hacking up blood like I caught the plague. My cat won’t leave my side for a second, and I can’t tell if it’s because he’s worried about me, or he’s picking up that weird sixth sense that makes him able tell when someone’s about to die. Or maybe he’s just hungry and mad that I’m too miserable to get him more wet food from the store. There can only be one logical explanation to this random onset of the sick. Because who the feezy falls ill in the middle of July?
I’m obviously allergic to adulthood. Yeah, that’s totally a thing. There’s nothing else it could be. Sooo…sorry everyone. I tried. But I’m simply not cut out to be about that life. Bummer.
So as part of my recovery, I finally figured out how to watch Youtube from my smart tv, and I will be resting this bad allergic reaction off by watching a marathon of Yu Gi Oh the Abridged Series, and eating cereal for dinner. Because doing anything else adult-y just might kill me. Peace.